Yesteryear

Remember how it was in the old days, Jim? It was awesome. We used to always be hanging out, back then, me and you, and the whole gang, before we all got girlfriends and children, and jobs. Now, months will go by before we see each other. The old days were so much better.

Man, back then, every night was a party. We had fun, and were really there for each other. We thought we were going to live forever. Well, not Jerry. Why did he always have to throw his cancer in our face anyways?

Yeah, I guess there was some tension. What with Jerry slowly dying, and Mike trying to sleep with everyone, and Ally sleeping with everyone, and all that other stupid shit that went down. But really, once you got past all the sexual tension and backbiting and betrayal, we had nothing but great times.

Remember how we always used to pick on Franklin? Dumb bastard kept coming around no matter what we did to him. It was classic when you put salt in his orange juice. But, for my money nothing beats the time Miranda told everybody he raped her. He was mad at her for like, forever. I miss that guy.

Yeah, goofing around with the gang was great, but when me and you teamed up, we could accomplish anything. We were a well-oiled machine, playing off of each other, telling joke, getting laughs. We were the hit of every party in town. Together we must have given a hundred women chlamydia.

But it wasn’t all about scoring. We always had our stupid phases we went through together. One moth we’d be all into fooseball, the next month, we would be into darts. Or when we tried to start a bare-knuckle boxing tournament. Or when we were setting everyone’s couches on fire. Then there was the time we got really drunk and killed that hobo.

We shouldn’t have done that.

But still, we had a lot of fun. I miss you Jim. I wish you would call me back.

Originally published at The Triangle. You can comment here or there.

Yesteryear

Remember how it was in the old days, Jim? It was awesome. We used to always be hanging out, back then, me and you, and the whole gang, before we all got girlfriends and children, and jobs. Now, months will go by before we see each other. The old days were so much better.

Man, back then, every night was a party. We had fun, and were really there for each other. We thought we were going to live forever. Well, not Jerry. Why did he always have to throw his cancer in our face anyways?

Yeah, I guess there was some tension. What with Jerry slowly dying, and Mike trying to sleep with everyone, and Ally sleeping with everyone, and all that other stupid shit that went down. But really, once you got past all the sexual tension and backbiting and betrayal, we had nothing but great times.

Remember how we always used to pick on Franklin? Dumb bastard kept coming around no matter what we did to him. It was classic when you put salt in his orange juice. But, for my money nothing beats the time Miranda told everybody he raped her. He was mad at her for like, forever. I miss that guy.

Yeah, goofing around with the gang was great, but when me and you teamed up, we could accomplish anything. We were a well-oiled machine, playing off of each other, telling joke, getting laughs. We were the hit of every party in town. Together we must have given a hundred women chlamydia.

But it wasn’t all about scoring. We always had our stupid phases we went through together. One moth we’d be all into foosball, the next month, we would be into darts. Or when we tried to start a bare-knuckle boxing tournament. Or when we were setting everyone’s couches on fire. Then there was the time we got really drunk and killed that hobo.

We shouldn’t have done that.

But still, we had a lot of fun. I miss you Jim. I wish you would call me back.

I am soo lame

I just got an e-mail from Phil LaMarr! He thinks I need to watch On the Waterfront. It has so made my day! I am such a little girl. I don’t care. If writing fan letters to voice actors makes me a loser, I don’t want to be cool! If getting responses to fan letters from voice actors makes me a girl, I don’t want to have testosterone!

You should all go out and buy Futurama and Justice League Unlimited and Free Enterprise on DVD.