Hello! Are you a discerning tourist looking for the "it" spot? Are you sick of played out scenes like Paris, Sealand, and McMurdo Station? Are you ready for a little adventure? Looking for a nation that your parents wouldn’t understand? Have we got the country for you!
Come to Sunny Isaacistan! Isaacistan is a sexy up-and-coming republic that all the cool kids are flocking to! Come! Bring your tourist dollars to buy overpriced crap that proves you were part of the Isaacistan scene before it sold out and went all commercial. Isaacistan!
Founded in 1982, The People’s Republic of Isaacistan has long been an important part of the international scientific and diplomatic community. Initially a free-love commune, in 2007 the government was restructured as a brutal dictatorship. Since the regime change, our happiness index has climbed to an implausibly high 103% Happiness. Don’t you want to visit a nation as happy as that?
Come and spend! Unlike certain other countries on the way out, our economy is thriving. While our long-term economic model is based on the construction and export of our Imperial Death Robot Army, we here in Isaacistan like to joke that our real biggest export is FUN! But actually it is the robot thing.
Our women are beautiful, our men are amusingly ethnic, and our Murder Squads have been reminded to leave visitors alone. What are you waiting for, vacationer? Come to sexy nation that knows how to show a tourist a good time! Isaacistan will respect you in the morning!
The People’s Republic of Isaacistan FAQ
Q. Is this a real country?
A. Sure! The concept of "country" is just a thought exercise anyways, so this country is equally real as all others.
Q. So where are you located?
A. Where is the other end of a rainbow, friend? Isaacistan is part of the emerging COUNTRY 2.0 model of nationbuilding. You see, the old way of forming a country was to own some land and kill anyone who tried to live on that land. We in the People’s Republic think that land-based countries are for chumps. I mean, just look at Belgium. Nobody wants to live there. Anyone still living in a lame old-school country is a loser who probably can’t get dates.
Q. Wait, so where are you?
A. Buckaroo Banzai famously told us that "wherever you go, there you are." The industrial rockers known as Ministry taught us that "Where you thought you were going to weren’t never there." And when asked this riddle Winnie-the-Pooh replied "Cottleston, Cottleston Pie." So it is with Isaacistan.
Q. What is your economy like?
A. In Isaacistan, our only currency is hugs. While the exchange rate fluctuates, tourists can get one hug for roughly $20 US dollars. That’s spending power!
Q. Can I become a citizen?
A. I don’t know. Do you suck?
A. Then you’ll have to take our Entrance Exam.