Why is David Bowie so mean?

When I was a kid, I kept wishing that David Bowie would steal my little brother and sisters away to Goblin City, but he never did. He’d help Jennifer Connelly but not me. And she took her brother back. I wouldn’t have done that.

And now I find out that he SOLD THE WORLD! Without consulting we who live here. What a butthead.

By the way, does anyone else think it’s creepy that Jennifer Connelly was much hotter when she was 15 then she does now that she’s 30?

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