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Captain America: The Winter Soldier as retold by Riley (age 6)

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On Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Nick Fury gets shot by the Winter Soldier but can Steve save Nick? Later, Steve is frozen but he is unfrozen and he fights Hydra but then he gets in a big fight. Later, Steve finds out that Hydra is up to no good. So Steve goes with his friends and they fight Hydra and then Steve finds out that his friend Bucky was brainwashed.

When they are on the Hydra ship they fight the boss of Hydra and they find some magic objects and take them back to their place and Steve remembers that Bucky was the person who fell off the mountain. But when Hydra found him, they brainwashed him and Steve was very angry. But when Steve is frozen, the Fantastic Four and their son Franklin Richards, son of Reed and Sue Richards, help Steve get unfrozen. And then he finds his friends and Steve lost the USB drive by the candy center. He helps his friends and frees Bucky and they also convince Hydra to join the good team.

Two brief stories about male anatomy

One day, when my daughter was around two she caught a glimpse of my penis. Her face absolutely lit up. “OH MY GOODNESS,” she breathlessly intoned. “YOU HAVE A TAIL!!”

More recently, during a trip into a public men’s room I explained urinals to her, and for a while whenever I was going to the bathroom we’d do the following routine:

*Knock knock*
“Hey Isaac! Are you going to the bathroom?”
“Yes, honey. I’m going to the bathroom.”
“Are you… STANDING UP?! Hahahahahaha!”

Originally published at The Triangle. You can comment here or there.